On November 30th, 2025, Dash Dash was fatally shot in the bungus core.
After the violent death of Dash Dash, the alleged murderer fled into the Reel Film Store, potentially mistaking it for the RealFim Store.
Eyewitness accounts say that the shooter was a Gek-green sabber, one who credited the pig frequently, however, these reports directly contradict police evidence, which instead suggest that the shooter credited a fig. Still, demonstrators protesting the murder are pleading for a federal ban on pork, which they believe may potentially prevent pig crediting in the future.
In other news: This September 21st, you will discover how a small snack obsessed cat-bean transformed the Filipino economy in a big way.
